Monday, July 19, 2010

A day at Gettysburg



This past weekend we found ourselves with a free Saturday and everyone home – a rare occurrence. So we did the logical thing. We packed a cooler and hit the road.

In less than 40 minutes we were at the Gettysburg National Military Park, site of one of the most critical battles of the Civil War. Inside the visitor’s center and museum, we learned more about the three days of fierce fighting that occurred July 1-3, 1863.

We viewed artifacts from the war and saw a demonstration on the firearms used by soldiers. A volunteer showed us how to load the muskets for each shot – a process that allowed for three shots per minute (“but likely two shots per minute in the heat of battle,” he said) – and allowed us to briefly hold them to experience the weight.

Following sandwiches and cold sodas from the cooler, we drove to Little Round Top, a high point held and defended by the Union – and a key strategic position of the battle. For three days the Confederate Army tried to take the hill, at an awesome loss of life for both sides.



At a memorial for soldiers from New York state, a young couple wearing period clothing was greeting visitors. On a sunny, steamy afternoon, the man wore the uniform of a Union soldier: boots, navy blue wool trousers, a navy blue coat buttoned over a white long-sleeve cotton shirt, and a navy blue wool hat. The young woman wore a long cotton dressed with buttoned at the neck, along with a cotton slip, full bonnet, and leather boots. Dressed in shorts, t-shirts, and sunglasses, we didn’t complain much about the weather after that.

We talked with the couple for a few minutes, and asked them if they had a good story for us. The soldier (we later learned his name was Dave Hancock) said that if we wanted to take a short walk, he had “a heckuva story about the 20th Maine.”

So we took a walk.



In a clearing in the dense woods, he described the courageous efforts of the 20th Maine Volunteer Infantry Regiment, ordered to hold their position under all circumstances to protect the flank of the Union line at Little Round Top. We stood on the Maine’s line, and saw the woods where the vaunted 15th Alabama Regiment (which had never lost a skirmish) attacked repeatedly. As we listened, we could almost see the ferocious battle in the trees and hear the frenzied chaos as the boys of the 20th Maine “closed the gate” and defeated the mighty Alabamians.

At the bottom of the valley, we scrambled through Devil’s Den, a clustered rock formation 500 yards below the Union line. We steadied ourselves behind the granite and sighted imaginary sniper rifles toward the monuments on the hill – the view of Confederate marksmen who rained lead on the Union troops above.



As we left, we thought about the courage and sacrifices of so many men and their families made to protect the Union – along with the bravery of the Confederates who fought for their cause before being welcomed back. Casualties numbered more than 46,000 during those three days of fighting, including nearly 8,000 dead.

We also thought of the burden placed on the people of Gettysburg (population 2,500 at the time) who had to care for the wounded, bury the dead, and repair their town.

Our path out of the park took us past the National Cemetery where Lincoln gave the Gettysburg Address, honoring fallen warriors and extolling the purity of their cause in as eloquent a speech as has ever been given – all, as Colin pointed out, in fewer words than are printed on a Lay’s potato chip bag:

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final resting-place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead who struggled here have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract.

The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living rather to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced.

It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us--that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion--that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain, that this nation under God shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Another Levi-ism

Sitting at the dinner table tonight, we were talking about the yard work we would finish following dinner, including trimming a dense row of prickly bushes that would require a lot of contact with its scratchy branches.

"We'll start in a few minutes," Jason said. "I'm going to be climbing in those bushes, so I'm going to wear Levi's."

Levi got a confused look on his face and pondered that for a minute. Then he looked at Jason.

"You're going to wear Levi's what?!"

We all busted out laughing at Levi trying to figure what article of his clothing Jason would wear in those bushes. (For the record, Jason wore his own jeans.)

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Melissa's Senior Prom

Melissa's last day of high school was Friday. To make the day even better, Friday was also her Senior Prom. Jason and Yvonne were out of town for Junior Prom (they were house shopping in Maryland -- choosing the home we live in now), so this was their one chance to share the prom experience with Melissa.

Her date was Danny Dixon, a pitcher on the high school baseball team, friend of Levi's, and an all-around good guy. She got her hair "did" (as she puts it) at a friend's house, then came home to get dressed and ready. She looked fantastic (we think she looks great in eye-black and a dirty softball uniform, too, but being dressed up really works for her).

She was ready a few minutes before Danny got there, so Levi helped keep her entertained in the back yard -- a neat moment shared between our oldest and youngest.



Soon Danny arrived, looking sharp. They exchanged corsages...



Then Melissa asked Yvonne to help her make Danny's corsage look good.



And then, after a few photos, they were off to meet friends for dinner and the dance.



She was home on time, happy from a fun night with friends, on her last real night of high school. Graduation is around the corner, then...on with the rest of her life.

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Our Fab Five ballplayers


Ok, so we're not the Mudville Nine (and never will be), but for the first -- and maybe only -- time, we have all five kids playing baseball/softball at the same time.

It keeps us running, with as many as a dozen games a week, but it's fun...it's what we do. The kids are all playing well and having fun...which is the point.


Melissa is the starting second baseman for her high school team (the Gov. Thomas Johnson High School Patriots, known near and far as "TJ"). Melissa is keeping her teammates loose while delivering at the plate and on the field. The other day, in a difficult situation in a road game, Melissa called time, walked to the pitcher's circle, and told the pitcher "I know where you live; get this girl out, or I'm comin' over." We didn't know what she said, but saw them both bust out laughing. Then the pitcher struck out the batter.


Colin is on Team Dairy Queen, part of the local Babe Ruth League. Colin has pitched well, posting lots of strikeouts and few hits; at the plate, he is swinging a big stick (literally and figuratively). His adjustment to the regulation-size field has been smooth, and you can see the fun he is having while he's playing.


Carson plays for the Optimists in Frederick's National League Majors division, spending most of his time at second base. He has become a drag-bunt specialist from the left side. Even though most of the boys on the team are bigger than him, when a teammate gets out of line, it's Carson who quietly but forcefully sets them straight.


Dylan is part of the Kent & Poole team in the Frederick National League's Minors division. He's a good hitter, but his coach calls him "the small boy with the big arm." He has rifled a few kids out from short and third with throws that made parents gasp. The best moment so far was the other night when he was called in to pitch in a pressure situation with the bases loaded and two outs. On his first pitch, the batter popped up to first. Game over.


After watching his sister and brothers play for all these years, Levi is finally old enough for t-ball, playing for the Clover Hill Rebels (Jason is the coach and got to pick the name; he and Levi thought Rebels was a good fit). He is having a blast learning the fundamentals while thinking he's just having fun with his new friends. It's been worth the wait.

If you need to find us any night (other than Sunday) between now and mid-June, check a local ballfield. One of the Bohne Five are likely playing.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Church Hoops

Now that spring has sprung, we're in full baseball mode at our house. During the winter months, as snow fell and the cold settled in, church basketball was a fun diversion for Melissa, Colin, and Carson.

Melissa missed most of the season out of disinterest (she's a SOFTBALL player), but was finally talked into it and had a lot of fun. She didn't score a lot, but she played solid defense and had a blast with the other girls.

The deacons team was very fun to watch, as Colin and Carson and the other five deacons played like the fast friends that they have become since we moved here. They played a fun style of team basketball with tough defense, a fast pace, and lots of passing. Carson enjoyed running the floor as a guard, and Colin got to mix it up on both ends as a small forward. We cheered them all the way to the Stake Championship game, where they lost a heartbreaker despite having only six players.

It's been nice that the kids have the options to play other sports (and something to do during all these rainy and snowy weekends)...now we're off to baseball.






Wednesday, March 31, 2010

An offer worth waiting for

For the last several months, Yvonne has worked part-time for a local company here in Frederick.

When she got the job, it looked great. In fact, it was exactly what she was looking for: three days a week, 20 hours total, during hours while the kids are in school, at the salary she requested.

Perfect, right?

Hardly.

Without going into details, it’s been awful, save for a co-worker or two. The paychecks were nice, but she dreaded every day of work. And on her off-days, she dreaded the next-days because she’d have to go to work. Jason kept telling her to quit, that we’d work it out, but she felt like she needed to get a better offer first, so she kept looking.

She’s had some good prospects, and she’s applied for a lot of positions. But the sour job market has turned her search into a form of lottery. In several cases she’s gone head-to-head with 65 candidates, or more. Doing the math, even if only a quarter of candidates were qualified, she was one of 16. And if only a quarter of those were highly qualified, she was one of four. Then, Jason told her, it comes down to hair color, first letter of your name, or some other intangible you can’t control.

Finally, however, after months of searching, several interviews, and dozens of applications, a great opportunity came up. Actually, Jason sent her the position by e-mail:


Job Posting: Executive Assistant
Hiring date: Immediate

Executive Assistant position with private local firm that consults and conducts work in various industries, including engineering, construction, agriculture, transportation, and cleanup.

A small, family-owned business, the two-decade-old firm is newly franchised in Maryland. Conducts work locally and in various locations across the U.S. Successful applicant will find a warm, sometimes challenging, but always rewarding family atmosphere.

Position reports directly to senior partner and provides planning, scheduling, bookkeeping, delivery, and administrative activities for entire staff.

Flexible hours. Work from home encouraged.

Generous compensation and benefits package, including paid vacations and health, dental, vision, and life insurance benefits. Retirement plan includes 401(k) and other savings paid by employer. Housing, automobile, and clothing allowances included.

Successful applicant will be equal with senior partner in the operation, participating in near-term decisions and long-term strategies. Hiring decision will be based on candidate’s skills, experience, overall potential happiness, and commitment to the long-term.

Firm is an equal opportunity employer, but for this position will discriminate based on appearance and affection. Harassment is possible and likely.

No resume necessary. Contact the senior partner with questions or to indicate your acceptance.


It was the better offer she’d been waiting for. She jumped at it, walking out of the job that caused so much angst to become a stay-at-home mom. (Why is Jason the “senior partner”? Simple: he’s older.)

She no longer dreads work. Let’s just say it’s the perfect job for her.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Simplot weekend

Each year has a few dates that are untouchable: Christmas, wedding anniversaries, graduation dates, etc.

In our house, the weekend of the third Saturday in February – Simplot Games weekend – is etched in granite every year. The Games are the nation’s premier national high school indoor track and field event, and its been at Idaho State University’s Holt Arena since 1979.

Jason has volunteered on the Games’ media team for the last 13 years – and he’s been the media team director for the last 10. He enjoys being around the high school athletes, working in sports, and doing what he calls “pure” public relations: lots of good news stories with interesting angles; short review cycles (meaning his stuff gets printed); and opportunities to try new things (like blogs, Facebook pages, Twitter, and so on). Plus, he gets to reunite with a wonderful group of people every year.

For the last several years, it has been a family affair for us. We drove to Pocatello together, and all the kids old enough to volunteer went and helped at the Games. Last year Melissa worked with Jason’s team, Colin helped athletes with their gear, and Carson was a results runner.

This year, alas, it’s simply too far to drive, so we created the new “Jason plus one” rule. He’ll go every year, and take one of the kids with him.

This year, for her last year of high school (criminy!), it was Melissa’s turn. She and Jason flew on Wednesday – and with all the snow we’ve had, they were happy they were able to leave without delay. They got there early enough (thanks to Yvonne driving them to the airport at 4:45 a.m.!) to spend the afternoon and evening with Yvonne’s parents and brothers.

Thursday morning Melissa and Jason toured Idaho State as her official campus visit – and Friday Melissa toured the BYU-Idaho campus with her grandma and aunt. She enjoyed the visits to the two schools she wants to attend – she’s been accepted at both, so now all she has to do is choose. (They told her she needs to decide by June, so we’re guessing we’ll have a decision in…June).

The Games were great, as usual. Jason had a great team again this year, including his friends Amanda (her ninth year on the team) and Kyle (his fifth) and three college interns. And Melissa, who was there for her fifth Games. That experience came in handy when she coordinated athlete interviews during finals on Saturday. (To the amazement of the camera team there doing a live webcast, Melissa delivered each of the dozens of athletes – mostly event winners – that the crew wanted to interview. Jason told them this wasn’t her first rodeo.)

The flight home Sunday was long (another 6 a.m. flight), but we enjoyed getting back together as a family that night, with everyone meeting at the airport and grabbing some Potbelly subs for the ride home.

So next year, same weekend, we’ll be there: Jason, Melissa (she’ll be within a short drive from whichever school she chooses), and, uh, well, we’ll figure that one out next year…